did-yuo-kno: “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” -Mahatma Ghandi
radiobread2: a butterfly with a slutty human tattoo on its back
I'm so jealous of people who found their passion...
abbyy-jasminee: You guys know what you want to do with the rest of your life and all the steps you need to take to reach your goals. I’m still stuck figuring out what I love to do.
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
Interviewer: Why is that?
Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
Interviewer: Pet peeves?
Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until their married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
Interviewer: He can’t!
Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.
annnnnnnnkur: Today your hard work may not pay off. Tommorow your hard work may not pay off. And the day after that it may not either. And it may not pay off a year from now. But one day it will.
givebackorgetout: bby-tran: misterluuie: my name is calvin luu and nancy tran is the best person ever. omg. how can someone ever be so flawless and beautiful? she is my idol and i hope to one day grow up to be exactly her. dream big. (:
Things that annoy me
kelseycantimewarp: slow internet when the internet is slow when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly something that moves slowly called the internet