I hope we actually have a winter this year...
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
When I open my pack of gum...
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*
The annoying moment when someone tries to steal...
unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a...– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via killerwave)
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times
most-awkward-moments: You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...– John Green (via grotesquerose)
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
heyfunniest: I don’t lose followers, followers lose me THIS BLOG. THIS!
One thing I hope I never have to do
gummybeartorii: Is when I have kids, never force them to grow up too fast, or lose their childhood.
confessionsofanonlychild: astrobit: have you ever wanted to pour a bunch of milk into a bathtub and then fill it with fruit loops and bathe in it no I would put the fruit loops in first because I’m noT A FREAK