I'm starting to have doubts about everything.
Once again, my happiness is ripped from me. And...
I should be used to it by now. Hello walls, I’ve missed you. Welcome back.
When something bothers you THAT much
kiwibellissima: don’t fight it. That’s what I’ve learned. Took me a near TWENTY-ONE years to figure this out but at least I’ve got it by now. Why ignore your annoyance? Life is SO much easier when you just accept the fact that this particular thing is really fucking annoying and that you’re never going to be okay with it. Well that was one hell of an epiphany in the midst of my finals hell...
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom grew up to be chip skylark
Nitesh: Hold old are you, like 13?
My cousin: Yeah. Almost.
Nitesh: Dude, and you failed kindergarten? What a dumbass, hahaha.
My cousin: I didn't fail, the teacher just wanted me to get held back.
Nitesh: Dude. Same thing. You should stop telling people that though, or they'll react like I did. Tell people you stabbed someone and got sent to AEC, and that's why you had to stay back one year.
My cousin: [laughing]
Nitesh: I guess it's a good thing that you're the oldest of your class though.
My cousin: Why?
Nitesh: You'll be the first for everything!
Me: But being the first driver sucks. Everyone always asks you for rides.
Nitesh: That's why you say no, obviously. Tricia, learn to say no. Always say no! Yesses are for the weak people. Just be like, "Hell nah, bitch. My car, my rules. You're not getting in! We're not friends anymore. Tomorrow, when I see you, and you don't say hi to me because I didn't take you home, I won't care! I don't need you to live! I can still keep going on."
My cousin and I: [dying of laughter]
Nitesh: This applies to everything. Don't be weak! It all starts with gum. When people ask you for gum, you say no. Always. Just go, "Hell nah! My momma bought me this gum. She bought it for me, not for you! She don't even know you, bitch!" This is what Calvin's learned--never to ask me for gum. Like in APUSH, I can be chewing that mother fucker in his ear, and he'll ask everyone but me. He's learned--I don't give gum away 'cause I'm not weak!
Calvin: I don't ask because your gum is nasty...
Nitesh: Nigga, that was two weeks ago! I got new gum! But I ain't giving any to you anyway. Because I'm not weak.
My cousin and I: [dead]
Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends
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