Meeting the people your parents want you to.
How they want me to act How I actually act
When I have to wake up early for school
When the microwave decides to heat my bowl instead... →
When you're procrastinating your homework →
niknak79: And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
When your parents start to go into a long lecture...
niknak79: “I climbed 10 mountains while carrying 4 brothers on my back without shoes just to get to school.” “But mom….you only have two brothers.” “Shut up and go to school.”
Every time my mother nags at me,
a-spider: I’m always tempted to be like: But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: True story.
When the bitch you hate speaks:
heyfunniest: What you wanna do But all you really do is Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!
Food on my dash →
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When I decide to clean:
thatfunnyblog: When I’m told to clean: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Kim:but your birthday is all the way in december ……..LOL Bao:DECEMBER WHAT?HMM?TEL ME.LOL. Kim:23 LOL Bao:wrong..LOL. Kim:WHATLOL Bao: it’s wrong. Kim:oh .. its 3 days after christmas LO L i thought it was 3 days before …LOL Bao:3 days before christmas is the 22nd.. LOL. Kim:OH SHIT LOL now you know why i have a b in algebra ^This was such a fail.
On nights like these I just want to cuddle up in...
Expectation: Reality: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
The less sleep I get, the more awake I am.
and the more sleep I get, the less awake I am.
When I was a little kid…
getting 20/40 score in a test makes me go: but now, getting a 20/40 is like: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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