Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out.
christian-j: andytkrv: I miss being naive; being blind to the real world, able to do whatever I want freely. Growing up is a gamble and in the end you’re either successful or a failure, you lose yourself or stay true, you live or you die. Hard work + failure + repetition = success; all of which can be the most overwhelming thing in the world. If only gravity was really the only thing holding...
When taking pictures with your Best Friend.
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
sabaideesantana: iloveyouperfectly: They point at the person and speak so loud! and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH! THIS
When you're eating.. →
at a restaurant, but when you’re at home or friend’s house, click here if you’re awkward
This is supposedly The Formula of Nicki Minaj...
the-influential: wolfbitchraeen: The guide to nicki minaj type rhymes. You’re Nicki Minaj (or any Young Money rapper) and you have to write a 16-bar verse in 5 minutes. Simple. You’re writing 16 lines, so that’s 4 rhyme series. Lines 1-4: Rhyme Series A, 5-8: Rhyme Series B, 9-12: Rhyme Series C, 13-16: Rhyme Series D Now the good thing about this is that your rhymes can be really simple...
When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical...
How kids dance today... →
How I danced when I was their age: How I dance now: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I like to sing:
While I blog: While I “do my homework”: And while I shower: But I immediately stop singing when I hear someone coming into the house:
That Awkward Moment
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
thatfunnyblog: Expectation: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Mattress Surfing →
When Fail in an exam
expectations-vs-reality: Expectations : Reality : Submitted by: mrshindongho LIKE IN PHYSICS.
Death by Tortoise
did-you-kno: Aeschylus, a famous Greek dramatist boasted that he would only be killed if he gets a blow from heavens. On 456 BC a tortoise fell on his head from sky ( dropped by an eagle) and he died. I know it’s sad, but I can’t help but laugh.
When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm like
wowfunniestposts: But when I’m supposed to sleep, I’m like
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
gummybeartorii: makelightofthelittlethings: jamieisirish: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today 4 years older than google. 5 years older than google :3 2 years older than google. WEIRD. LOL Wow, mind effed.