September 2011
August 2011
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I think I'm going to end up like Plankton....
When you sleep over at your friends house, and you...
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“But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be...”
– Olivia Wilde (via blua)
My parents...
I get a good grade:
I get a bad grade:
Lmaoooo !!
Watchbewbies:
O_O
I’m tempted to try this…
Dad, can I borrow some money?
Expectation:
Reality:
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When your parents try to blame the computer for...
wowfunniestposts:
mylifeasjorge:
“Hey, mum, I have a headache”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my legs hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my stomach hurts”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my eyes hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, I am pregnant”
“That’s because...
“No expectations; no disappointments. No hopes, no empty promises.” I don’t expect anything from you therefore I won’t be disappointed when you come up short. I have no hopes towards you, therefore I won’t have to face empty promises.
Hi.
lovechan-rabbittt:
Hi, my name is van and I am a loser for forgetting to log off tumblr on Bao’s phone. Now she has access to ALL of my tumblr posts and info. Man, I sure am clumsy. Sucks to be me.
Sucker. That’s what you get.
“To get straight to the point, I don’t think weed will ever be legalized because...”
– Duende Bella: Why I think weed will never be legalized.
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Asian Parents.
Situation #1
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *responds calmly*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK ?!
Situation #2
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *says nothing*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO ME ?!
Situation #3
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *YELLS*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME ?!
*beats the crap out of asian kid*
You don't understand
kswizzleee:
-Cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-Drugs unless you’ve done them.
-Suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-Depression unless you’ve felt it.
-Eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-Me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t pretend like you fucking understand.
Bless this post.
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-- c'est la vie --: dannyhiga: I hope all my... →
dannyhiga:
I hope all my friends realize that just because we may drift sometimes, it doesn’t mean we’re not close anymore. The absence of presence doesn’t reflect the level of our friendship. Just because we don’t talk or see each other everyday, doesn’t mean we don’t hold a special place…
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My Sleeping Schedule:
iteenswag:
marianacardenas:
DAY:
NIGHT:
Watchsarahramos:
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eel-oojphan:
sandrascheeks:
OMG lol the cutest thing ever
Omg, when he felll ! LOOLOL Can I keep him ?! ^O^
i’ll have him. omg adorable.
I want him .-.
I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM!
