June 2011
I hate doing presentations
the-absolute-funniest:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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Being gay is not natural. Since homosexuals are born gay, their sexual orientation is a natural or normal trait of their identity. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Okay, so hanging around with short people will make you short? …
during MATH exams, some people solve problems...
when I just sit there and solve my problems like:
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if you're going to ccm,
salacious-:
you should MOST DEFINITELY check out my good friend, the fabulously amazing Thanh Vo! If I’m not mistaken, she will be making her third public performance. Don’t let her cutely Asian exterior fool you. She has a voice as soulful as a black woman! She is definitely worth taking some time out of your day to watch. So do me a favor and check her out, please? You will not be...
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
jorelynaaye:
Normal people:
ME:
i died.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
delightfuls:
breathe-serenity:
drapetomania:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip...
When you think back right after a test and...
wonderfully-flawed:
Typical facebook profile pictures
butterfliesinmytum:
mizabee:
evenherosneed-alaugh:
the bro who wants to look all hard and shit
the 12 year old girl who loves picnik
the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics!
The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got )
the poetic emo :(the dgafthe teen girl who just loves to be the center of attention!& the seducing mexican.
seducing...
When the Teacher Sees You Chewing Gum
pleatedjeans:
When someone texts you saying they see you.
givememorethanthelifeisee:
Okay if this doesn't get a million reblog I can't...
10knotes:
unicorn-rains:
see the tear in the dog’s eye .. yeah I know some people will see this and just scroll over but do you think it’s worthwhile just filling your tumblr with stuff that has no point rather then making people aware of their acts It only takes a button press :(
oh my god
this made me cry so hard :(
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I hate when people discourage me
shirleychen:
Don’t try to bring me down just to make yourself feel better. I’ll do whatever I want as long as I know I can do it. I believe in myself so fuck off with your negativity.
Mother tells me I stay inside too much..
likeafuckenboss:
ask to go out with friends;
she says no.
Summer = intense heat = use more AC in car = more...
fuckyeahcargasm:
Damn.
When someone doesn't reply to you but you can see...
missredaholic:
Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to...
meeoooww:
popeofgeekery:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
spudsexuall:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
THE BIRD CLUB
lol’d
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