urblogsuxhaha: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
Endless laughs with your best friend.
Don’t you just love those? Where you’re sitting with your best friend and then one comment can lead to the both of you laughing hysterically. Regardless of how stupid the joke or statement was. You guys try to stop, but that just leads you guys to laugh even more. Then when you guys finally get over it and calm down, you guys look at each other and just start laughing all over again.
At times, you just have to be a bitch.
When shit gets to you, you just have to be a bitch sometimes. Being too nice never gets you anywhere. If you really want something your way, you’re just going to have to speak up. Bitchiness can be a plus at times.
duendebella: I’m really tired of guys saying that they want a girl with “natural beauty.” So what if someone likes to wear makeup and get all done up? So what if they like to do it because it makes them feel good about themselves? If you don’t like it then you can go date someone who is all natural but stop bitching about it. The same goes for girls complaining about “nice guys” not being...
This has got to be the best birthday I've ever...
It started off pretty bad and painful. My mother woke me up in the rudest way and instead of wishing me Happy Birthday, she yelled at me to go to the doctors to get my shots. I got a total of 3 shots. T^T; I got sick afterwards from the shots and was completely knocked out. I remember replying to birthday texts around 1ish and next thing I knew, I woke up at 5. So I headed over to Kimmy’s to...
If a camera lens is a circle, why are the pictures...
sarahnicholee: Now that I think about it, that’s a really good question. Your eyes are a circle too. Why isn’t shit circular ? Mindfucked…. ^
It just hit me.
I’ll be turning 17 tomorrow, one more year till I leave the nest. Even though I’ve been dreaming of the day I leave the house, it frightens me that within a year, I would be going off to College and returning home every few weeks or even months. It frightens me to know that the countdown has begun, I need to start thinking about my future career because soon, I won’t be able to...
Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.
seven-churches: go-aboveandbeyond: LOL Lol wow
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
You know I'm close to you when
I act beyond weird around you I could talk about anything with you I burp around you I stuff my face with food in front of you I sing around you I tell you many TMI’s I call you mean nicknames
How other girls sit in class
daily-tumbles: How I sit: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Why the fuck am I still awake at 3 in the morning?
-pyt: It is time for me to hit the lights and go to bed. My goodness. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK MICHELLE. LOL.
Sometimes Facebook has its moments.
Person 1: These chemistry puns are starting to Bohr me.
Person 2: You know why hamburgers have less energy than beef? Because they are in the ground state.
Person 3: I'd make a chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.
Person 4: You wouldn't believe how many times my chem teacher used that pun in the same powerpoint.
Person 3: It was just to get a reaction out of you guys.
Person 4: Our senses of humor were too noble to react.
Person 2: You sir, are a man of substance.
Person 1: And what do I Si here.
Person 5: This humor is so dense.
Person 6: I'll give you all a nickel if you stop.
Person 4: [Person 6] somehow finds this Boron.
Person 2: That one sucked potassium.
Person 5: I'm against all such payment. One might call me antimoney... These jokes are dead. We should barium.
Person 1: Should I tell you my joke about sodium? Na.
Person 2: I guess that was K.
Person 6: Here's a shovel. But I need it back, bro. It's mine, bromine.
Person 4: Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" Argon doesn't react.
Person 5: Uranium - "My symbol's Ra!" Radium - "No U."
Person 1: Lady Gaga's favorite element is Radium. Because Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra.
Person 4: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium, Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen!
Person 2: A neutron walks into a bar and orders some drinks. He asks how much they'll cost. The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
Person 4: Billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more: What he thought was H20 was H2SO4 (aq)!
Person 1: I was hungry after my meal at the Indian restaurant so I ordered Mercury.
Person 4: What's with all this iron in my kitchen zinc?
Person 5: Electron - "Hey, how did your HIV test go?" Proton - "..."
Person 7: I sank, but He floated.
Person 8: Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H2O." The second one says, "I'll have H2O too." They both make it out alive because the bartender isn't stupid enough to serve anyone hydrogen peroxide.
Person 9: Ironman is a Fe male?
Person 7: Uh...never ask for a Pb and J sandwich?
Person 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0