my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

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Monday May 5 @ 01:28pm

thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw .

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Monday May 5 @ 01:10pm
did-you-kno:

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Monday May 5 @ 01:09pm
Monday May 5 @ 01:08pm
Monday May 5 @ 12:48am
Monday May 5 @ 12:48am

Traci Wise:
“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”

Traci Wise:

“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”

Sunday May 5 @ 10:29pm

WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.

Sunday May 5 @ 07:59pm

When you gain more than 1 follower in one day

Sunday May 5 @ 07:58pm

Okay, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00.

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… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is! 

what a funny blog

Sunday May 5 @ 07:51pm

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